YOU SAID:
what do you have? A KNIFE! NO! oh my god why does he have a knife?
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは何を持っていますか?ナイフ!いいえ!ああ、私の神はなぜ彼はナイフを持っているのですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What do you have? Oh, my God why does he have a knife?
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは何を持っていますか?ああ、私の神はなぜ彼はナイフを持っているのですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What do you have, oh, why does my God have a knife?
INTO JAPANESE
どうして私の神はナイフを持ってるの?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why does my God have a knife?
INTO JAPANESE
なぜ私の神はナイフを持っているのですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why does my God have a knife?
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