Translated Labs
YOU SAID:
what do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
INTO JAPANESE
足がない牛はなんですか。牛ひき肉!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What is the feet are not cows? Beef ground beef!
足は牛ではないか。牛肉牛ひき肉!
Come on, you can do better than that.