YOU SAID:
What comes around goes around, unless it's up, then it comes down.
INTO JAPANESE
何来るだし、それがなければ、周り行きます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What comes, and without it, go around.
INTO JAPANESE
何が来るし、それがなければ、周りに行きます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What is coming and, without it, go around.
INTO JAPANESE
何が来ているし、それがなければ、周りに行きます。
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