YOU SAID:
What are you talking about? We never had any children! And we never even got married because you left me at the alter!
INTO JAPANESE
何を言ってるの?私たちには子供がいなかったのよ!それに、あなたが私を祭壇のそばに置き去りにしたせいで、私たちは結婚もできなかったのよ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What are you talking about? We never had children! And we never got married because you left me at the altar!
INTO JAPANESE
何を言ってるの?私たちには子供がいなかったのよ!それに、あなたが私を祭壇のところで置き去りにしたから、私たちは結婚もできなかったのよ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What are you talking about? We never had children! And we never got married because you left me at the altar!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.