YOU SAID:
What are you going to eat today?
INTO JAPANESE
今日は食べてる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eating today?
INTO JAPANESE
今日食べていますか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do you are it eating today?
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは今日食べてそれですか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You eat today, what it is.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは今日、それが何かを食べる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You eat something it today.
INTO JAPANESE
何かを食べる今日。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Anything to eat today.
INTO JAPANESE
何か今日食べる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What you eat today.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが今日食べるもの。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What you eat today.
That's deep, man.