YOU SAID:
What are you doing? Why and where am I?
INTO JAPANESE
何をしていますか。なぜ、私は?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What are you doing? Why do I?
INTO JAPANESE
何をしていますか。私はなぜか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What are you doing? Why do I?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.