YOU SAID:
What are you doing today, finding my tennis shoes?
INTO JAPANESE
今日、私のテニス シューズを見つけること何ですか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Find my tennis shoes today, what is?
INTO JAPANESE
何が今日では、テニス シューズを見つけるか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Tennis
INTO JAPANESE
テニス
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Tennis
That's deep, man.