YOU SAID:
What are you doing to me?
INTO JAPANESE
私に何をしてますか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What are you to me?
INTO JAPANESE
私に何あるか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What is I?
INTO JAPANESE
私は?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I
INTO JAPANESE
私は
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I
That didn't even make that much sense in English.