YOU SAID:
What are you doing pizza man don't eat my taco
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはピザの男は私のタコスを食べない何をしているのですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What are you doing pizza guy don't eat my tacos?
INTO JAPANESE
私のタコスを食べないピザの男は何をしてるの?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What's the pizza guy doing that doesn't eat my tacos?
INTO JAPANESE
私のタコスを食べないピザの男は何をしていますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What is the pizza guy doing that doesn't eat my tacos?
INTO JAPANESE
私のタコスを食べないピザの男は何をしていますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What is the pizza guy doing that doesn't eat my tacos?
You should move to Japan!