YOU SAID:
What are we doing on the bed?
INTO JAPANESE
ベッドで何をしているの?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What are you doing in bed?
INTO JAPANESE
あんたこそ 何してんの?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What are you doing in here?
INTO JAPANESE
あんたこそ 何してんの?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What are you doing in here?
Come on, you can do better than that.