YOU SAID:
What am I willing to put up with today?
INTO JAPANESE
私は今日で我慢するか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hold today?
INTO JAPANESE
今日は保持するか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do you hold today it?
INTO JAPANESE
それを保持する今日ですか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today it holds?
INTO JAPANESE
今日それを握るか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today it holds?
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