YOU SAID:
What am I doing today?
INTO JAPANESE
私は今日何か。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today is my what?
INTO JAPANESE
今日は私の何であるか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What I am today?
INTO JAPANESE
今日の私ですか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today I do.
INTO JAPANESE
今日 手に入るとはね
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Today I do.
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