YOU SAID:

what a to-do to die today at a minute or two 'til two

INTO JAPANESE

今日１、２分で死ぬのは何をすることか

BACK INTO ENGLISH

What do you do to die in a minute or two today?

INTO JAPANESE

今日は何をして１、２分で死ぬの？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

What are you doing today, dying in a minute or two?

INTO JAPANESE

今日は何をしているの？ 1、2分で死ぬの？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

What are you doing today, dying in a minute or two?