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what??! 😲 a FEMALE that is on the same subrebbit as me?!?! * bows down * Please ma’am, my dearest e-girl, let me forever cherish and protect you from internet chads, as I’m sure you’d be willing to spend your time with a nice guy (such as myself). You have earned yourself a gold award (I’m sure you’re be impressed by my surplus amounts of wealth and karma), and my promise that you will never feel alone again, my beautiful female specimen.

INTO JAPANESE

何？？！私と同じサブレブにいる女性？！？！ *お辞儀*私の最愛のEガール、奥様、私を永遠に大事にしてインターネットのチャドから守ってください。あなたは自分自身に金賞を獲得しました（あなたは私の余剰金額に感銘を受けていると確信しています

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what? ? ! A woman in the same sub-lev as me? ! ? ! * Bow * My beloved e-girl, wife, take care of me forever and protect me from internet chad. You have won yourself a gold medal (I am sure you are impressed by my surplus

INTO JAPANESE

何？ ？ ！私と同じサブレベルの女性？ ！ ？ ！ *弓*最愛のeガール、妻、私を永遠に大事にし、インターネットのチャドから私を守ります。あなたは自分で金メダルを獲得しました（あなたは私の余剰に感銘を受けていると確信しています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

what? ? ! Women at the same sublevel as me? ! ? ! * Bow * beloved e-girl, wife, take care of me forever and protect me from internet chad. You won the gold medal yourself (I'm sure you're impressed with my surplus

INTO JAPANESE

何？ ？ ！私と同じサブレベルの女性？ ！ ？ ！ *弓*最愛のeガール、妻、永遠に私の世話をし、インターネットのチャドから私を守ります。あなたは自分で金メダルを獲得しました（あなたは私の余剰に感銘を受けていると確信しています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

what? ? ! Women at the same sublevel as me? ! ? ! * Bow * beloved e-girl, wife, take care of me forever and protect me from internet chad. You won the gold medal yourself (I'm sure you're impressed with my surplus