YOU SAID:
Whah on eurth did ah do dis im not sure wah but I guess I be doin dis
INTO JAPANESE
うーん、何と言ってもわからない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, I do not understand anything.
INTO JAPANESE
よくわかりません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm not sure about it.
INTO JAPANESE
よくわかりません
it is unlikely that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium