YOU SAID:
Whack the thing with a stick
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棒で物を叩く
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I strike objects with a stick
INTO JAPANESE
私は棒で物を殴る
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I hit an object with a stick
INTO JAPANESE
私は棒で物体に当たった
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I struck an object with a stick
INTO JAPANESE
私は棒で物体を殴った
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I hit an object with a stick
INTO JAPANESE
私は棒で物体に当たった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I struck an object with a stick
INTO JAPANESE
私は棒で物体を殴った
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