YOU SAID:
Wha the heck are you doing person on crack ugh
INTO JAPANESE
いったい何をしているんだ、亀裂の人、うーん
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What the hell are you doing, crack person, hmm?
INTO JAPANESE
一体何をしているんだ、クズ野郎、うーん?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What the hell are you doing, you scumbag?
INTO JAPANESE
一体何をしているんだ、このクズ野郎?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What the hell are you doing, you scumbag?
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