YOU SAID:
Were men, were men in tight tights
INTO JAPANESE
男性だったら、タイトなタイツを着た男性だった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If he were a man, he was a man in tight tights.
INTO JAPANESE
もし彼が男だったら、彼はタイトなタイツの男だった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If he was a man, he was a guy in tight tights.
INTO JAPANESE
もし彼が男だったら、彼はタイトなタイツの男だった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If he was a man, he was a guy in tight tights.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.