YOU SAID:
Welp there goes 6000 dollars on my 24 new toilet seats
INTO JAPANESE
私の24の新しい便座に6000ドルが行きます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
$ 6000 goes to my 24 new toilet seats
INTO JAPANESE
6000ドルは私の24の新しい便座に行きます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
$ 6000 goes to my 24 new toilet seats
You should move to Japan!