YOU SAID:
well you see your honor, my client pleads oopsie whoopsies and therefore is exempt from the charges filed against them.
INTO JAPANESE
さて、あなたはあなたの名誉を見て、私のクライアントはoopsieうんちを嘆願し、したがって、彼らに対して提出された料金から免除されます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, you look at your honor and my client pleads for the oopsie poo and is therefore exempt from the fees filed against them.
INTO JAPANESE
さて、あなたはあなたの名誉を見て、私のクライアントはoopsieうんちを嘆願し、したがって、彼らに対して提出された手数料から免除されます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, you look at your honor and my client pleads for the oopsie poo and is therefore exempt from the fees filed against them.
You've done this before, haven't you.