YOU SAID:

well well well, if this ain't some weird sort of a game

INTO JAPANESE

まあまあ、これが奇妙なゲームではないなら

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Okay, if this is not a weird game

INTO JAPANESE

さて、これが奇妙なゲームではない場合

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well, if this is not a strange game

INTO JAPANESE

まあ、これが奇妙なゲームでなければ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well, unless this is a strange game

INTO JAPANESE

まあ、これが奇妙なゲームでない限り

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well, unless this is a strange game