YOU SAID:
Well, we got the monkeys today. Not the monkeys we wanted mind you,, these are freaking proboscis monkeys.
INTO JAPANESE
さて、今日は猿を迎えました。言っておきますが、私たちが望んでいたサルではありません、これはとんでもないテングザルです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well today we got a monkey and let me tell you, it's not the monkey we were hoping for, it's a goddamn proboscis monkey.
INTO JAPANESE
さて、今日は猿を捕まえましたが、言っておきますが、それは私たちが期待していた猿ではなく、テングザルです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, today we caught a monkey, but let me tell you, it wasn't the monkey we were expecting, it was a proboscis monkey.
INTO JAPANESE
さて、今日は猿を捕まえましたが、言っておきますが、それは私たちが期待していた猿ではなく、テングザルでした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, today we caught a monkey, but let me tell you, it wasn't the monkey we were expecting, it was a proboscis monkey.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.