YOU SAID:

well turn me into jonny appleseed and shove a pickle up me nose I think i just found a diamond

INTO JAPANESE

よく私をjonny appleseedに変えて、私に鼻を漬け込んで私はダイヤモンドを見つけた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I converted me to jonny appleseed and pickled my nose and found a diamond

INTO JAPANESE

私は私をジョニー・アップルシードに変えて鼻を漬けてダイヤモンドを見つけた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I turned my Johnny apple seed and pickled my nose and found a diamond

INTO JAPANESE

私はジョニーのりんごの種を向けて鼻を漬けてダイヤモンドを見つけた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I aimed Johnny's apple seeds and pickled a nose and found diamonds

INTO JAPANESE

私はジョニーのリンゴの種を狙って鼻を漬けてダイヤモンドを発見

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I aimed Johnny's apple seeds and pickled a nose and found diamonds