YOU SAID:
well that butters my crumpets
INTO JAPANESE
よくそれは私のクランペットを butters します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well it's the butters my crumpets.
INTO JAPANESE
まあそれは、バターは私のクランペット。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well it's my crumpets, butter.
INTO JAPANESE
まあそれは私のクランペット バター。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well it's my crumpets butter.
INTO JAPANESE
まあそれは私のクランペット バターです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well it's my crumpets butter.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.