YOU SAID:
well slap my mother and call me uncle bob
INTO JAPANESE
私の母を平手打ちし、ボブおじさんと呼んで
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Slap my mother and call me Uncle Bob
INTO JAPANESE
母を平手打ちしてボブおじさんと呼んで
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Slap my mother and call me Uncle Bob
That didn't even make that much sense in English.