YOU SAID:
Well slap my monkey and call me a lair
INTO JAPANESE
さて私の猿を平手打ちし、私を隠れ家と呼ぶ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Now slap my monkey and call me a retreat
INTO JAPANESE
今猿を平手打ちし、私を隠れ家と呼ぶ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Now slap the monkey and call me a retreat
INTO JAPANESE
今猿を平手打ちし、私を隠れ家と呼ぶ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Now slap the monkey and call me a retreat
That didn't even make that much sense in English.