YOU SAID:
Well slap my leg and call me Susan
INTO JAPANESE
よく私の足を叩いて、私をスーザンと呼んでください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hit my foot often and call me Susan
INTO JAPANESE
よく足を叩いてスーザンと呼んでください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please hit your foot well and call me Susan
INTO JAPANESE
よく足を叩いてスーザンと呼んでください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please hit your foot well and call me Susan
That didn't even make that much sense in English.