YOU SAID:

well slap me silly and call me andy

INTO JAPANESE

よく愚かな私を平手打ちして私に電話して

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Well stupid slap me and call me

INTO JAPANESE

ばかげて私を平手打ちして電話して

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I slap me and call me ridiculously

INTO JAPANESE

私は平手打ちし、ばかげて電話して

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I slap and call me ridiculously

INTO JAPANESE

私は平手打ちしてばかげて電話をかけます

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I slap and make a phone call

INTO JAPANESE

平手打ちして電話をかける

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Slap and make a phone call

INTO JAPANESE

平手打ちして電話をかける

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Slap and make a phone call