YOU SAID:
well slap a turkey and call me a ham pie you gizzard sniffer you
INTO JAPANESE
七面鳥を平手打ちしてハムパイと呼んでくださいね
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Slap your turkey and call it a ham pie
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの七面鳥を平手打ちし、それをハムパイと呼ぶ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Slap your turkey and call it a ham pie
You've done this before, haven't you.