YOU SAID:
Well shoot I grew my beard out And now granny don’t recognize my face
INTO JAPANESE
あごひげを生やした そして今、おばあちゃんは私の顔を認識しません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bearded and now grandma doesn't recognize my face
INTO JAPANESE
あごひげを生やして、今おばあちゃんは私の顔を認識しません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bearded, now grandma doesn't recognize my face
INTO JAPANESE
あごひげを生やした、今おばあちゃんは私の顔を認識していません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bearded, now grandma doesn't recognize my face
That didn't even make that much sense in English.