YOU SAID:
Well paint me blue and call me a doctor
INTO JAPANESE
よく私を青く塗って、私を医者と呼んでください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Paint me well and call me a doctor
INTO JAPANESE
私をよく塗り、私を医者と呼んでください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Paint me well and call me a doctor
That didn't even make that much sense in English.