YOU SAID:
Well my story starts like this, one day a bird came up to me and asked my very politely if he can use my kitchen.
INTO JAPANESE
さて、私の話はこのように始まり、ある日、鳥が私にやってきて、彼が私の台所を使うことができるかどうか私に非常に丁寧に尋ねました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, my story started like this, and one day a bird came to me and asked me very politely if he could use my kitchen.
INTO JAPANESE
さて、私の話はこのように始まり、ある日、鳥が私のところに来て、彼が私の台所を使うことができるかどうか非常に丁寧に私に尋ねました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, my story started like this, and one day a bird came to me and asked me very politely if he could use my kitchen.
You've done this before, haven't you.