YOU SAID:

well ill be darned if you did

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あなたがそうしていたらよく病気になる

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If you were doing it will get sick often

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あなたがやっていた場合、それは頻繁に病気になります

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If you were doing it, it will often get sick

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あなたがそれをやっていた場合、それはしばしば病気になります

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It is often sick if you are doing it

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あなたがそれをやっている場合、それはしばしば病気です

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If you are doing it, it is often sick

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あなたがそれをやっているなら、それはしばしば病気です

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If you are doing it, it is often sick