YOU SAID:

Well if you're bailing, I guess I'd better give you your surprise now.

INTO JAPANESE

まあ、もしあなたが逃げているのなら、今すぐ驚かせたほうがいいと思います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well, if you're running away, I think you'd better surprise me now.

INTO JAPANESE

まあ、逃げるなら、今すぐ私を驚かせたほうがいいと思います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well, if you're going to run away, I think you'd better surprise me now.

INTO JAPANESE

まあ、逃げるなら、今すぐ私を驚かせたほうがいいと思います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well, if you're going to run away, I think you'd better surprise me now.