YOU SAID:
well i would if i was able, there's a platypus controlling me
INTO JAPANESE
できれば、カモノハシが私を制御している
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If possible, the platypus controls me
INTO JAPANESE
可能であれば、カモノハシが私を支配する
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Platypus dominates me if possible
INTO JAPANESE
可能であればカモノハシが私を支配する
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Platypus dominates me if possible
That didn't even make that much sense in English.