YOU SAID:
Well I would if I was able There's a platypus controlling me, he's underneath the table
INTO JAPANESE
できれば私をコントロールするカモノハシがいて、彼はテーブルの下にいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There's a platypus that controls me if possible, and he's under the table
INTO JAPANESE
可能であれば私を支配するカモノハシがいて、彼はテーブルの下にいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There is a platypus that dominates me if possible and he is under the table
INTO JAPANESE
テーブルの下に犬がいる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There is a dog under the table.
INTO JAPANESE
テーブルの下に犬がいる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There is a dog under the table.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.