Translated Labs

YOU SAID:

Well, I hope it's not jumbo shrimp, because I'm allergic to oxymorons!

INTO JAPANESE

まあ、私はそれがジャンボエビではないことを願っています。なぜなら、私は暴力団にアレルギーがあるからです！

Equilibrium found!

Well done, yes, well done!

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