YOU SAID:
Well, I don't recall you and I ever kissing before.
INTO JAPANESE
さて、私はあなたを覚えていません、そして私は前にキスしたことがあります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, I don't remember you, and I've kissed you before.
INTO JAPANESE
ええと、私はあなたを覚えていません、そして私は前にあなたにキスしたことがあります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, I don't remember you, and I've kissed you before.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.