YOU SAID:
well hello there, I have come to steal you ear.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私はあなたの耳を盗むために来ました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, I came to steal your ears.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私はあなたの耳を盗むために来ました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, I came to steal your ears.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.