YOU SAID:
Well gosh darn it I guess I can't have my cake and eat it too.
INTO JAPANESE
まあまあそれは私は私のケーキを食べることができないと思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ok so it thinks i can't eat my cake.
INTO JAPANESE
わかりましたので、ケーキは食べられないと思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I understand that I can't eat cake.
INTO JAPANESE
私はケーキを食べることができないことを理解しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I understand that I can't eat cake.
You've done this before, haven't you.