YOU SAID:
Well first of all, I am not old nor a lady, I am a young cat boy...okay I regret that.
INTO JAPANESE
まず第一に、私は年配でも女性でもありません。私は若い猫の男の子です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
First of all, I am neither an elderly nor a woman. I am a young cat's boy.
INTO JAPANESE
まず第一に、私は高齢者でも女性でもありません。私は若い猫の男の子です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
First of all, I am neither an elderly nor a woman. I am a young cat's boy.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.