YOU SAID:
Well don't look at me, just because I'm holding a pair of scissors.
INTO JAPANESE
はさみのペアを持っているからといっても、私は見ていません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have not seen even have a pair of scissors.
INTO JAPANESE
見たことがないもはさみのペアを持っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Never seen even has a pair of scissors.
INTO JAPANESE
見たことがないハサミを持っていさえします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Even had never seen with scissors.
That's deep, man.