YOU SAID:

well darnity do and slap me silly that one whopper of a chrashy bop

INTO JAPANESE

よくやったら、ばかげたバップの1つのワッパーが私をばかげて叩きます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If done well, one wapper of ridiculous bops will ridiculously hit me

INTO JAPANESE

うまくいけば、ばかげたバップの1つのワッパーがばかげて私を襲うでしょう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hopefully one wapper of ridiculous bops will ridiculously attack me

INTO JAPANESE

うまくいけば、ばかげたバップの1つのワッパーがばかげて私を攻撃します

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hopefully one wapper of ridiculous bops will ridiculously attack me