YOU SAID:
well, butter my buns and call me a biscuit
INTO JAPANESE
よく、私のパンをバターして、私にビスケットと呼んでください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, please butter my bread and call me biscuits
INTO JAPANESE
さて、私のパンをバターにして、ビスケットと呼んでください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, make my bread butter and call me biscuits
INTO JAPANESE
さて、私のパンをバターにして、ビスケットと呼んでください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, make my bread butter and call me biscuits
That didn't even make that much sense in English.