YOU SAID:

well butter my behind and call me a biscuit

INTO JAPANESE

よく私の背後にバターと私にビスケットを呼ぶ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well call me biscuit with butter and behind me

INTO JAPANESE

よく私にバターと私の後ろにビスケットを呼んでください

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Please well call me biscuits with butter and me behind

INTO JAPANESE

私にバターと私の後ろにビスケットをよく呼んでください

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Please call me biscuit behind me and butter

INTO JAPANESE

私とバターの後ろに私にビスケットを呼んでください

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Please call me biscuit behind me and butter