YOU SAID:
well butter me up and call me biscuit
INTO JAPANESE
よく私をバターアップし、ビスケットと呼ぶ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I often butter up me and call it biscuits
INTO JAPANESE
私はしばしば私をバター、ビスケットという
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I often say my biscuits and butter
INTO JAPANESE
私はよく私のビスケットとバターを言う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I often tell my biscuits and butter
INTO JAPANESE
私はしばしば私のビスケットとバターを伝える
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I often tell my biscuits and butter
That didn't even make that much sense in English.