YOU SAID:
Well, apparently Mom… Oh, geez, you don't know what a mom is… Okay!
INTO JAPANESE
まあ、どうやらママ…ああ、そうねえ、あなたはママが何であるかわからない…わかりました!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, apparently Mom ... oh, hey, you don't know what Mom is ... ok!
INTO JAPANESE
まあ、どうやらママ...ああ、ねえ、あなたはママが何であるかわからない... OK!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, apparently mama ... ah, hey, you do not know what mama is ... OK!
INTO JAPANESE
まあ、どうやらママ...ああ、ちょっと、あなたはママが何であるかわからない... OK!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, apparently Mom ... Oh, hey, you do not know what Mom is ... OK!
INTO JAPANESE
まあ、どうやらママ...ああ、ねえ、あなたはママが何であるかわからない... OK!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, apparently mama ... ah, hey, you do not know what mama is ... OK!
INTO JAPANESE
まあ、どうやらママ...ああ、ちょっと、あなたはママが何であるかわからない... OK!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, apparently Mom ... Oh, hey, you do not know what Mom is ... OK!
it is unlikely that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium