YOU SAID:
welcome to the internet hold onto your socks
INTO JAPANESE
インターネットへようこそ、あなたの靴下を保持します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Welcome to the internet, keep your socks
INTO JAPANESE
インターネットへようこそ、靴下を保管してください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Welcome to the internet, keep your socks
That didn't even make that much sense in English.