YOU SAID:
Welcome to my humble abode, here we sell the laying stick chicken kerfuffle eggs and many other objects
INTO JAPANESE
私の拙宅へようこそ、ここで我々 を販売スティック チキン騒動産卵および多くの他のオブジェクト
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My humble abode to welcome, here we sale stick chicken trouble eggs and many other objects
That didn't even make that much sense in English.