YOU SAID:
Welcome to my crib this is jhonny and he eats all my pets
INTO JAPANESE
私のベビーベッドへようこそこれはジョニーさんと彼は私のすべてのペットを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
To the crib I welcome this Johnny and he eats all my pets
INTO JAPANESE
ベビーベッドに私はこのジョニーを歓迎し、彼は私のすべてのペットを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He eats all my pets, crib and I welcome this Johnny
You've done this before, haven't you.